She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
