At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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