the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize