State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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