MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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