I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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