I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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