that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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