sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
