yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
