If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
