How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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