Everything about him screamed your future.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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