do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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