i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
false alarm. still invincible.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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