I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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