Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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