I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i dont even know how to be here
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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