I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
