quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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