If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need water and some morals
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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