Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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