matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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