Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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