why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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