Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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