im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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