Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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