the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
That reminds me...we need to get swords
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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