Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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