i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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