Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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