Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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