Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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