i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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