so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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