I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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