i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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