your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
