i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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