There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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