Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
