In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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