I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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