id be glad to
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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