no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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