I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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