Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The adults are the big ones right?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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