we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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