Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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