Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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