small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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