ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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