I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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