he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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