Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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