I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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