And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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