The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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