Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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