I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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