is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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